Oh, good, Mom is watching something on the little window. I must find out how she makes it open up and show things. Sometimes she watches the little window and suddenly there's birds and Evil Enemy Squirrels on the big window. Molly thinks she can touch the birds, but Molly's not exactly the tastiest tuna in the can. She still believes in Santa Claus. Abbie thinks this is undignified but Abbie thinks everything is undignified, especially me. However, I have blackmail photos of Abbie and the carrot. Mom thinks she can hide the carrot and the catnip snake from us but mom keeps forgetting we have a supernoses. She's okay, even though it's hard learning all the words that she says. "Christ on a pony!" I think that's a religious reference. One day, I found a picture of Christ on a dinosaur, but that doesn't explain the whole pony thing.
Oh, God, here she comes! I have to go!